Subscribe to ForumIAS

Ehh.. Lovely to headachly

Chii... Po.. Chii.. Po... Eee... Ewww... Aaaa... Naaa.... 

Ya i mean to make noises... 

Because that's how is around me all day long.. 

Din raat ki cheen cheen m exhaust ho jati hu... 

And greatest thing of all i can't remember things... 

And mind u I'm a bright person from beginning ..

but this whole day hum sath sath hain is making me crazy... 

I frankly speaking want to tear off my brain... 

It's annoying... 

Din raat din raat.. 

Tumne khane nahi khaya.. 

Tumne yeh sabji ni btai fridge m padi hai.. 

Tumhe mujhe criticize krti rehti ho.. 

M terese jindagi m milne nahi aungi.. 

Fir shuru ho gyi apni tyag ki katha lekr.. 

Yoga krlo.. 

Medicine band kro... 

Shadi kb hogi... 

U will be neckless ( without neck) dulhaniya.. 

Blah blah blah blah.. 

Goes on and on and on.. 

At times u wanna bang your head.. 

Being all lovey dovey honky dory is good but i hv had enough of it for like almost 30 years... 

Now I want personal space... 

Why do i hv to tell everybody ki m apne ph pr kya kr rahi hu... 

Nahi btana yr... 

Dikkat kya h... 

Tum bade bache ho to utho maa ka tiffin pack kro... Papa ka tiffin pack kro.. Maid ko jhelo... 

Kyu bhai... 

Mene bola tha mujhe pehle paida krne ko.. 

Aur agr apne bol diya ki merese ni hota... 

Then we have what u call greh war ( ghr kalesh Or house war) because what do i do the whole damn day... 

Well a lot... 

And even if I don't want to.... Meri marzi.. 

Lekin nahi.. 

Are bhaiya humko nahi jeetna h sbse Achi beti ka puruskar ( prize)... 

I'm done with that shit & it landed me nowhere... 

Kbhi kbhi lgta h isse acha to jeewan k sb kaand kr hi liye hote... 

Kya fizool m sbki pseudo izzat ka bojh khud k sir pr lekr ghum ri hu... 

No one gives a damn.. 

Aur humne Apna bachpan aur jawani...in logo  aur upsc ki sewa m barbaad krdi.. 

Bedagark jae ese achepan ka.. 

Aag lge ese ache bache hone ko.. 

Isse acha to band disco m daru pike nachle aur corporate kutta ( dog) bnke ghum le.. 

Ghr wale tum jb 4 din k liye aoge to beta ji beta ji krte ghumenge... 

Are baat sahi bol rahi hu.. 

Ho skta h shabd( words) aur vyakran ( grammar) ki galti ho gyi ho... 

Agr agr kisiko yeh abhdhra ( indecent) basha ( language ) se dikkat hai... 

Then grow a pair... 

World is not all that rosy that it seems.. 

Even lbsnaa sees ice fall and has difficult to walk to mess.. 

Sbko lgta h bs jeewan m ias bn jae sb theek ho jaega.. 

Kuch ni hone wala.. 

Tb naye rone dhone krne padenge.. 

Isse acha jo dil m aae krlo... 

Kyunki...

na tumhara babu nona shona baby ne tumhari zindagi jeene h na hi...

apke poojya maa baap ne...

aur bhai behan to khud ki sambhal le unke liye wo hi badi baat hai... 

To yeh jo tumko fb aur insta pr dosto ko dekh dekh k din shagna ka na gaane ka fomo h na... Usko bhool jao.. 

Waha bhi kalesh hi hai.. 

Patri milao.. 

Gun milao.. 

Shakal milao.. 

Rang milao.. 

Slim fat milao.. 

Are bhaiya.. 

Agr twin hi banana hota bhagwan ne to humhare hath pr stamp na lga kr bhej deta.. Ki jao beta jisse milti h wo tumhara tum uske... 

Lekin ni.. 

Usne azaadi di h taki tum apne choice ka pagal banda chun lo.. 

Han han pata h.. 

My sweetu and lovely bologe... 

Are 4 din ki chandani fir andheri raat hai.. 

Uske baad yeh hi sweetu tumko kadwu lagega aur yeh hi lovely tumko headachly lagega.. 

To bhaio aur behano... 

Bhad m jaye janta apna kaam krta.. 

Khao piyo mauj kro.. 

Padho likho chahe upsc ka kro chahe fauj kro.. 

But nikal lo in sb se.. 

M bhi lgi hui hu... 

Dekho kb safal hoti hu.. 

Tum bhi jao.. Dimag thanda kro aur chill kro.. 

Sb moh maya h.. 


D503,ZakirAnthonyand12 otherslike this
1.1k views

0 comments

Be the first one to comment

Write your comment…