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Leeches are in..

Kya yaha Kisine kbhi leech dekhe hai?
Wo hi gande gande ,black, mote earthworm jese..
Are baba jinka status Near Threatened (IUCN 3.1)CITES Appendix II (CITES) hai..
( HELL YEAH!!! I GOOGLED IT.. GET OVER IT)
So u guys like them?
I guess not..

Kisiki fetish ho khoon chuswane ki to baat alag hai..
Jisko upsc m naa maja aya ho...

Inko try karen..
Ya fir :-
sasta ,
sundar,
Tikau,
Asardaar,
I. E. Cheap, beautiful, sustainable, effective Method hai:-
Drumrolls
"RISHTEDAAR " Aka relatives
Try talking to them..
Same heart attack..different headache..
Well..
I have heard multiple dialogues from these GLORIOUS, MAGNIFICENT BEASTS..
WHO UNEXPECTEDLY BOASTS ABOUT THEIR BANK P. O. ( CLAP, CLAP) CHILDREN..
WHO ARE SO WELL SETTLED & POSH THAT WE 2 RUPEES PEOPLE HAVE NIL RESPECT..
Maja ni aya..
Atleast 4 rupee person to mera haq hai.. Given I'm that fat..
"SADA HAQ AITHE RAKH"..
ya I know.. Unfair..
Kya kre lekin..
I have heard a lot like roj ka 5-6 shlok..
Na.. Na..
Sanskrit wale nahi re..
Burai wale..
U see leeches can only diss..
Sensible baat ki umeed rakhna bekar h unse...
They kind of remind me of my ex..
He loved shouting on the top of his lungs whenever I said chalo ghum k aate h..
Mere Sath ni jaana hai par apne dosto k sath ever ready..
So it shows selfishness of a person.. And quantifies for perfect rishtedaar material..
In sb nonsense ki wajah se I'm scared to trust people ki ab aaega naya taana..
Ab daar lgta h..
I feel very vulnerable . .

Exposed..

Kind of weird..

Ab to koi ache se behave kre..
Then I get shocks of my life..
Hain??
Sahi m..
Tum asli ho..
Bhagoge to nahi..
I'm scared..
And then I get possessive.. 

It takes time for me to release my cluches.. But i do.. 

Aur baki.. 
In words of relatives:-
Unmarried housewife hu na aur..
"Yeh kaunsi ias bn gyi h jo itna busy thi.. "
Well..
I was busy not giving a damn..
Till next time..
Bbye

Magnetoz,Learner1913
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@unacheivednirvana Bachapan me Lichi mera favourite fruit tha bt ek din mausi ne bola isme to kida hai😅 tab se Lichi alvida hai.. 

Btw You need to elaborate the filter part from your previous article. 

unacheivednirvana,
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@Ghostwalker  janana kya chahte ho? 


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