Alag breed k insaan... - ForumIAS

Alag breed k insaan...

Maa baap alag species hi hote h... Unka koi categorization hi ni h.. 
They are evolved.. Unka alag hi chal raha h.. 
Meri mummy ko kal beagle adopt krne ka offer aya.. 
Bhaisahab 20k ka dog koi de raha h.. Free m.. But inko wo bhi hajam ni hota.. 
Paise deke laane m to mujhe fir samjh ata h ki dikkat hai.. 
Haye chaati (heart) se chipkae hue note bichad ( alag/seperate) ho rahe hote h.. 
But inse kya hai.. 
Then they give u most vague reasons... Mtlb ese jo samjh hi na aaye.. 
M aur meri behan papa k paas gye kipapa humein 1 pet ledo plz.. 
His 1st reason " Tumko paal rahe hai kaafi nahi h".. 
Mtlb we acknowledge that we are their (our parents) pet. .. Jb chahe utha diya.. Jb chahe sula diya.. 
Jb dil kiya walk pr le gye.. Jb dil kia office ki frustration nikal 2-4 maar kr.. 
But kbhi humare bhi to socho.... Humein bhi to akela lg skta hai.. 
Then they reason " Isliye to behan paida ki thi.. Tum usko apni live doll samjho. ".. 
I wanna scream - "Mujhse pucha tha apne? ( did u ask me)."
.Pucha hota to bolti ki aap itna kasht na kro m 20 rupee wali pee pee krti doll se kaam chala lungi.. 
But ni inko to tb bhi apne maan ka krna h.. 
Ab baat kharab ho gyi to bill mere faad re h..
Then comes their vague reasons:-
1- scenario
papa plz dog ledo.. 
His answer -" Mere gale m patta bandh do.. ( tie collar in my neck).. "
Our answer- humein puppy chahiye papa h humare paas...
...Cold silence.. 
2- scenario
Papa fir billi ledo
His answer- " Beta billi manhoos hoti hai.. Wo Malik k marne ki baat kehti h"
Our answer - apko kese pta... Kya apni cat translation ka course kia h.. 
.. Awkward.. 
3- scenario
Papa fir chidiya ledo.. 
His answer- beta wo azad panchi h.. Unko bandhoge to paap chadhega.. 
Our answer- yeh baat apne hunters ko kyu ni samjhai.. Apko to chiken shop k aaage baith k protest krna chahiye.. Ki haaye inko mat maaro paap lagega.. 
... Came flying slipper... Ran away
ITNI BESSATI K BAAD BHI AAP HUMARE GUTS DEKHO... HUM FIR PAHUNCH GYE PAPA K SAMNE APNI APPLICATION LEKAR... KI IS BAAR TO REJECT KR HI NI SKTE.. 
4-SCENARIO
Papa ab isse niche kya jaenge.. Aap humein machli ledo.. Mtlb pet k naam pr wo dhabba( blot) h .. But hum chala lenge.. 
His answer- beta wo badua ( curse) krti h... Ki hum fresh paani m reh rahe the yeh kyu le aae humein
Our answer-
Saari baatein chodo apne humein pehle kyu ni btaya ki aap dr. Doolittle ho.. 
Saare janwaro ki baatein apko samjh ati h to hum yaha chandigarh m kya kr rahe h..
 Chalo fir kahin jungle wagera m chalo.. Bagh (tiger) se pucho- bhai bta kya dikkat hai.. Kyu mar raha hai tu baar baar.. Kitne kharcha kre tereko bachaane mein.. Tu tik k baith jaa.. 
Koi bharat ratan jeeto.. Koi padam bhushan jeeto.. 
Kyu apna talent waste kr re ho.. 
......... He came running after....... 
FIR BHI AAP MERE AUR BEHAN KI BESHARMI DEKHO HUMNE PUCH LIA BHAGTE HUE KI PAPA KOI ANIMAL H JO INSAAN KA ACHA CHAHTA H... 
HE REPLIED- DOG.. BUT WO TO PAALNA TUMSE BHI MEHENGA HAI... 
..... 
So that's how parents make us run in loops... 
I know prelims is over.. Very heartbreaking to many of you so i kinda wanted to lighten the mood.. 



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