Pre related Anxiety ho ri hai kya apko bhi?

Bhaisahab... Anxiety ho ri h anxiety.. 

Kya hoga kese hoga kb hoga... Kyu hoga.. 

Are mein upsc k result ki baat kr ri hu.. Saara din office m ese load kr krke upsc ki site dekhi h mene...

1 baar to Modiji ki awaz aai-' mitron nahi aya hai result.. Band kro.. Humein kaam krne do'.. 

Just imagine.. I'm so pumped up about the results.. 

Agr yeh kahin mera result hota then I would hv gone crazy.. 

But i believe it's wrong for people waiting yr... 

5 din reh gye h pre ko..

Dhajjiyan thodi udani h kamse kaam 1500-1700 candidates ki.. 

Are interview wale baba.. 

The trauma is unimaginable... 

I dnt seem to register ki yeh pre se pehle ki shanti hai ya toofan aane se pehle ki.. 

Kahin koi tsunami to nahi aane wali... 

But i just want to say ki jo bhi is baar exam likh re ho.. 

KISIKO GHANTA FARAK NAHI PADTA TUM PAAS HO YA FAIL... 

YEH SOCHNA BILKUL BAND KRDO KI KYA KAHENGE LOG AGR PASS NAHI HUA TO.. 

PEOPLE ARE WELLE.. NA KAAM HAI NA DHANDA.. 

TUM APNE DIMAG KO CHILL KRO AUR BS PAPER SOLVE KRO.. 

PURI DUNIYA KA BOJH CHATTI PR LEKR GHUMNE KI JARURAT NAHI HAI.. 

mujhe koi samjhane wala nahi tha.. 

Agr hota to shyd 1st attempt m hi nikal jati.. Jo bewakoofi mene ki.. 

Right answer mark krke wrong bubble fill kia.. 

It cost me a lot... 

That 3 question difference still haunts me... 

You know aajbhi mujhe raat ko sapne aate h mere 1st attempt k.. 

Me revising ias baba k current affairs.. Aur i couldn't sleep.. 

Then discussed with dad ki kyu banna h ias... 

Bedagarak ho gya paper ka mere.. 

Like ufffffffffffff.. 

Sirf khud ko proove krna tha aur apne parents ko standing dilani thi.. 

I wanted them to be respected as much as my dad's other brothers.. 

To be celebrated & welcomed.. 

Lekin yeh sb chintaen mujhe andar se kha gyi.. 

Aur m pre ka paper apne sir pr expectations ka pahad lekr solve krne baithi.. 

Aur hua kya.. 

Fail... 

Isliye bol rahi hu dost.. 

Dimag ko rakho shant.. 

Jo bhi anxiety de... Maa, baap, bhai, behan , gf, bf, husband, wife are koi bhi banda us se 28th morning m to bilkul mat baat krna.. 

Bura manenge no issues say a sorry afterwards.. 

I used to get annoyed when my mom & dad & sis a used to go for my exam.. 

Papa has to drive lekin dusro ko bs petrol ka optimum utilisation krna h.. 

Lekin us chakkar m mera dimag ghuma dena h.. 

So i stopped taking them along.. 

I could maintain my composure thanks to it.. 

Lekin agr apko lgta h puri baraat lekr jaane m sukh hai.. 

To le jao bhai.. 

Mummy, papa, chacha, chachi, bua, foofa, dada, dadi, padosi, padosi ka padosi, ex, present, past, future..sbko le jao..

But fir pre k result m naam nahi hua to 4 joote meri taraf se bhi additional... 

Circus kyu banna rakha h dost? 

School m sbko lekr jaate the? 

Nahi na.. 

Aur agr jaate the.. Then you need help... 

Kyunki district kya sambhalenge jb khud nahi sambhal paa rahe hai.. 

Are 1 number ke bewakoofi bhari harkatein krne lgte h log.. 

Jo tum pichle 1 saal se nahi ratt pae wo paper se 10 min pehle kese learn kroge bhai??? 

Lage hue h.. 

Lage hue h.. 

Shyd agr iski bajaye chod de.. 

Aur temperament & mind temperature cool down kre..

To kaam bn jae.. 

Ahan.. I know mera nahi hua hai clear.. 

Tbhi to bta rahi hu ki yeh sb mat krna tumhara bhi ni hoga.. 

Wese bolne ko to akal dhakke khane se aati h badam nahi..

But bolna mera farz tha.. 

Salah hai... FREE KI.. lena h to lo nahi to jaane do.. 

Ab itna paisa mein itna hi milega.. 

Till next time.. 

Do tell me agr tumko bhi anxiety ho rahi h.. 

I'll give you 4 gaalies & lit u up to take badla from me.. 

And pass the prelims... 

Fir gaana gana - thukra k mera pyaar mera intekaam dekhegi.. 

We'll jokes apart.. 

Do comment may be we all can help you..