Hello All, I got up early today and will reach the center atleast 3 hours before, received a call from center that only those who are willing to volunteer for human trials of the vaccine will be allowed to write the exam and will be given complementary Chai-Samosa between the two papers. Koi ricks nahi lene ka re hai baba.
Wishing all of you, all the very best. Keep calm and ace the paper.
P.S. refrain from posting expected cutoffs at least for today. Shaam ko milte hai :D
Pre 2020: Ek Memekatha
1. Not able to sleep well and woke up early
2. Checking a rechecking all the essentials to be taken to the exam centre: pen, id, mask, sanitizer, zameen ke kagaz
3. All colony ki aunties asking why am I doing this, going to write paper in middle of Pandemic
4. Me and the bois arriving at the center 3hours before the exam time
5. Us excited lot after getting our COVID19 vaccinations as part of the human trials
6. Entering the exam hall and before the commencement of the exam
7. Anxiety attack kicks in as the invigilator starts paper distribution
8. Amidst all the exam tension when the person sitting behind you suddenly starts coughing in middle of the exam
9. Post GS paper 1 reaction
10. Me to people discussing GS paper 1 outside exam hall
11. On realizing that free Chai-Samosa promise at the center was a Jumla
12. Me and the bois walking back in the exam hall for Paper 2
*Jaane kya hoga Rama re* plays in the background.
13. Coming out of the exam center after finishing both the papers
14. Trying to avoid forumias for post exam gossip
15. Seeing some over achievers posting cutoff predictions as 160
The End.
In the Meantime in a parallel universe UPSC pre 2020 be like:
After result
In other news uppcs is still scheduled to be held on 21st June. Proof that when scientists are scrambling around for a cure, Yogiji has overcome Covid-19 through his Sidhhi🙏Jannab Gau-mutra mein Corona Vishaanu ko harane ki adbhut shakti hai. Gau-mutra ka sevan kar prashashan ukt samay se pariksha ko preshit karega. Jyada Jaankari ke lye Ghanta Chowk, Nucklow pe sampark karein.
~Jaan Shit me zaari
This lexicon is used by a particular set of people and has it's own universe of context. It is always targeted at a particular community. I hope u r aware of that.
@Nalanda Sanjeev Sanyal wrote, " the major structural problem with Indian intellectual life is that it was taken over mostly by those who had collaborated rather than opposed colonial occupation." This explains so much.But hey non violence got us freedom bro! :D
But for this prop How else you could've emasculated a nation and kill it's civilisational aspirations.
