Struggles of being normal in this upsc knowledge viheen world aka the world outside orn, patel nagar etc

As i walked to the bathroom my sister came running to hand me a facewash.. it appeared somewhat new to the house so to welcome it i caressed it in my hand... and as a matter of habit  or u can say as a upsc tragedy stuck aspirant who was struck by a KITKAT question( if u know what i mean.. either we are'HUMSUFFERS '  or u do  read previous year papers seriously)... and i cant unbold it... even after repeated tries and running to plug my laptop...

enough of this that (finally !!!i know)..

so i began to carefully read the label as if in a khoj of another chandipur...

but it had kesar, mint, cucumber, fruit extract and very tough names of chemical compounds i dnt remember.. even if i try to.. now i wonder who got this brilliant idea to mix all of them..and that too in a facewash...

well i used the ulterior upsc preparation trained mindb and found it simiar to our mixing of coaching, test series, self study (haha), yojna , pib, kurukshetra,  mains focused approach, prlims focused approach, this programm that program.. no i didnt forget 'THE HINDU' the holy goddess.. 

coming to the point as if life wasnt complicated enough with milk soapbars and rose scented bosywashes.. already these guys were making  humanity smell like roohafza bottle...

but alas!!

it wasn't  enough and complete ( like your upsc preparation) ... untill you needed to smell like kesar' cucmber and mint ( fyi the upgraded and knowledge enhancing programs )

OH THE HORROR!!!

- i have no intentions of hurting anyone's feelings.. if anyone  reads this.. if u are hurt kindly follow the instructions

 1- take a deep breathe

2-it ok.. u can deal with this

3- this person doesnt know anything ... so you dnt need to hate mail me

 untill if ever a next time... bbye.. hail upsc  

grammar nazi's ... its ok you can give me coaching.. i am guilty in your court