Zara Socho agr Upsc 2-3 saal koi vacancy na nikale to coaching walo ke business ka kya hoga,,sabki dukaane bnd,students alternative career options explore krenge,coaching wale bhi frzi useless history geography polity padhana bnd krenge kuchh productive creative work krenge,,kitna sara positive externalities honge human capital ka ,,Modi announce kr de ki ab Se har collector ke kothi/collector Bunglow will act as district incubation centre for startup’s,half of the Bunglow premises will be occupied nd used by selected startsups. And every day all serving civil servants will promote one startup a day through their media handles ,people will get rid of their useless stale motivational quotes,instead of that their fans nd UNpadh janta will get to know about innovative business ideas. LBSNAA shall be renamed as “institute of excellence for startup’s” for grooming entrepreneurs. UPSC dhaulpur house shall be renamed as “ Govt endangered shark tank” whether they will invite startup’s for pitching and grants loans n invest govt money into these startup,upsc chairman nd its members salary n pension should be linked with the return on these investments taaki jaise interview me kaamchori krte hai Waise waha worthy startup’s chunne me na kre nd unke interview ko doordarshan nd prasar Bharti par live kren. Officers shall be promoted nd given posting based on how many unicorns he has helped to create or how many unicorn startup’s he has supported directly. If an officer couldn’t build a single startup for consecutive 5 years then he should be removed from his service,ho ske to usse pakistan bhi bhej diya jaaye,,dowry shall be replaced with angle investing (despite of all govt efforts it couldn’t be eradicated so better to remodelled it for good social cause,,stree dhan will be called “seed money” nd dowry shall be called angel investment,filing a dowry cases after marriage fallout shall be treated as “filing for IPO”.
I won’t be surprised if upsc asks terms related to startup lingo in prelims paper —eq
MVP,saas,pass,unicorn,dragon,alpha release,beta release,P/M fit,acquihire,evangelist,SEO,churn,cash burn,CAC,cliff,vesting,api,wire framing,white label product sweat equity ,term sheet,runway,roi,etc
